slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via guy)

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinq, via stability)

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

(Source: ohohmeo, via nowcanweflywithbrokenwings)

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

(Source: taxicar, via pizza)

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

(Source: esexist, via stability)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour, via orgasm)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: brilliances, via guy)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via guy)